The 6 best reasons for getting the flu

Here they are:

#6: you meet a nice lady who works at the Spokane Health department because you thought you had food poisoning.

#5: you notice that your floor around your toilet needs cleaning.

#4: you save money on groceries, because a cracker now constitutes a meal and it takes you an hour to eat it.

#3: you unplug from technology because even the sight of a TV hurts your eyes and any noise causes your eyes to throb.

#2: you discover you must have at least a thousand stomach muscles that you didn't even knew existed. 

#1: you loose 2.5 pounds.